- BP halts all operations in the US
- BP's drilling permits are all rescinded, all drilling ceases immediately
- BP goes into international receivership until the spill is cleaned up and all claims are paid
- BP is no longer in charge of the cleanup, BP employees are subject to arrest if found anywhere in the area, especially the lawyers
- Any claims that have been paid are voided and will not serve to exonerate BP
- BP is forbidden to sell or produce and distribute dividends or bonuses until the cleanup is over
- BP will no longer be allowed to operate in the US or its territories EVER
- CEO, and project manager for BP are arrested without bail until the courts clear this up
- ANYONE who utters the words "Drill Baby, Drill" will be arrested, shot, hung and then shot again to be sure
Thursday, June 17, 2010
It's really very simple
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